McKinley: Sneeze. Prance. Bark. Play with me!
Sam: I’ll play with you!
McKinley: I want Mom!
Sam: See, I can take the end of this toy and we can each tug! It’ll be so much fun!
Me: I’m not getting my fingers in there. You two work it out.
McKinley: Fine! I want to go for a walk! (That’ll fix his wagon!)
Me: (walking outside) You want me to play Singing in the Rain in preparation?
McKinley: Again? It’s raining again?
Me: Door’s open to the patio, check it out yourself.
McKinley: Oh, never mind, come on Sam. (huffs)